Daily Mail accuses Victoria Beckham on nipple enhancers
Victoria Beckham gets her money’s worth as she spends a WHOLE day in her outfit
Paul Dacre’s nipple watrchers, Donna McConnell and Simon Cable, spent a ‘WHOLE day’ studying Victoria Beckham’s nipples and have come to the conclusion that she is, ‘following a bizarre fashion trend to show off protruding nipples’.
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The diligent team of investigative reporters, who are certain she was not wearing a bra, checked with the Met Office, who confirmed that the weather was mild on the day in question, ruling out a weather related condition. Victoria Beckham’s spokesperson had claimed that she had simply been caught on the wrong end of a chill wind.
Tags: Donna McConnell, Nipples, Simon Cable, Victoria Beckham
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