Eva Mendes tits shrink!

Where are your curves, Eva? Mendes appears to be losing her voluptuous figure
Last year the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith read in Marie Claire that Eva Mendes tits were too big for some the designer dresses she was asked to wear, now the red-blooded tabloid has obtained photos from paparazzi agency Splash that Eva Mendes tits have shrunk.

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Paul Dacre’s team is devastated by this news, speculating that ‘Eva Mendes might finally be succumbing to Hollywood pressure to be stick thin. She still looked beautiful – it is Eva Mendes, after all – with her hair in soft waves over her shoulders and a glowing complexion.’

But Paul Dacre’s team still think something is missing and fear Eva Mendes may have got something off her chest. Too big or too small? Banana buffing readers are invited to check out Eva Mendes tits for themselves.

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