Our very unlikely trade envoy: How David Cameron wants Tamara Mellon to sell Britain to the world
David Cameron has appointed Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon to sell Britain to the world, reports the Daily Mail’s Geoffrey Levy who has uncovered a nude photo of the entrepreneur to share with banana buffing readers.
Readers of the red-blooded tabloid will be interested to learn that Cosmic Coupling: The Sextrology Of Relationships has a permanent place on her desk. It is unlikely that David Cameron would have heard of Tamara Mellon, reckons Geoffrey Levy, as he is too out of touch. More likely, his wife has a pair or two of her shoes, although Tamara Mellon does not appear on any of Sam Cam’s friend lists.
Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre has long been a fan of using nudity to sell his newspaper and will most likely approve of the Tamara Mellon nudes.