Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘Worst dressed WAG’ Yulia Voronin reclaims the limelight in yet another revealing bikini
She may still be the ‘worst dressed WAG’, but Yulia Voronin still does it for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, strutting her stuff in a ‘revealing bikini’ (is there any other kind?).

The red-blooded tabloid likes to bitch about the Russian’s looks, but that hasn’t stopped it buying photos from Splash, Matrix Photos and Big Pictures. Banana buffing readers are also invited to admire Melissa Satta who ‘gave onlookers an eyeful with her thong bikini’.

For the ladies, ‘Christian Vieri show[s] off a slight paunch in his trunks, while Andriy Voronin practise[s] his ball skills in the sea’.

World’s worst-dressed WAG Yulia Voronin ditches the dodgy tracksuit for a surprisingly fetching red bikini
She was the world’s worst dressed WAG, as she took on the style of the locals, wandering around Liverpool in a ‘velour leopard-print monstrosity’ but now Yulia Voronin has turned the head of the Daily Mail’s Georgina Littlejohn for different reasons thanks to a skimpy red bikini.

Paul Dacre’s team were surprised and delighted when the Peeping Tom style pics arrived from paparazzi agency Splash, who caught her holidaying in Miami.

Says Georgina Littlejohn: ‘she couldn’t resist a golden photo opportunity as she lay on top of her husband, who was dressed in some rather loud shorts, and flaunted her pert bottom.’

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