Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Newly single Kim Kardashian soaks up the sun as she tweets: ‘I never want to go home’
It seems Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail simply cannot get enough of US reality TV star Kim Kardashian and is determined to make her a star here in the UK, licensing another set of bikini pics from paparazzi run gossip site X17Online.

Yet again, Kim Kardashian was busy sunning herself in Miami as the paparazzi, keen for their slice of the Daily Mail’s photography budget, busily snapped away.

Jennifer Lopez finally tries out the A-list fave bandage dress… but finds herself over-exposed by the tight fit
Jennifer Lopez’ nipple has been exposed in a wardrobe malfunction with a Herve Leger bandage dress, reports Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail excitedly.

The tabloid obtained photos from X17Online that revealed the star’s nipple was clearly visible to long lenses pointed directly down her top. Lopez is only one of a number of celebrities to have warn the bandage dress, tuts the Daily Mail, which has become such a fashion icon her downfall was almost inevitable.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.