Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The thigh’s the limit for Natasha Kaplinsky as she reveals a little more than intended
The boys from WENN delighted Paul Dacre’s team when they managed to capture Daily Mail gold: an upskirt shot of newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky.

Attractive newsreaders have always made it difficult for Daily Mail readers to follow the news and many will have been delighted that their favourite tabloid has secured an upskirt shot of Natasha Kaplinsky.

A breathless Daily Mail reporter explains that Kaplinsky suffered a wardrobe malfunction as she dashed for her car, with her dress parting and rising up for a moment. Capturing a hint of her underwear is a fascinating demonstration of the paparazzo’s skill and quick thinking.

As a bonus Paul Dacre’s team has republished an upskirt of Liz Hurley from 1998.

Paris Hilton steals Lady GaGa’s style for bondage-style shoot
The paparazzi have been out in force — Barcroft, Splash and WENN — to capture Paris Hilton in a bondage-style outfit for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

The tabloid accuses Paris of stealing Lady GaGa’s style and says she isn’t the first.

‘In a pair of metallic futuristic shades, skimpy black dominatrix-inspired outfit and sharp bob with thick blonde bangs,’ Paris Hilton certainly has what it takes to get the Daily Mail’s heart pumping.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.