Posts Tagged ‘Wardrobe malfunction’

Sun Feifei topless as tits fall out during wardrobe malfunction

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Pull the other one! Chinese actress bares her bra in Beijing when awards show host ‘accidentally’ stands on her dress
The Daily Mail’s Lauren Paxman was left most suspicious after Chinese actress Sun Feifei was left topless when her tits fell out during an on stage wardrobe malfunction. Now banana buffing Daily Mail readers can make up their own minds as the red-blooded tabloid produces some choice pics from the day.

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Gemma Arterton’s tits fall out — plus upskirt shot!

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Gemma Arterton shows off her ample assets as she bursts out of her costume on set of Neil Jordan’s new vampire movie
When paparazzi from Flynet caught Gemma Arterton’s tits falling out of her top as she filmed her new film, they knew they were onto a winner and when they managed to follow those pictures up with some upskirt shots, they knew Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was the outlet for the scoop.

Daughter of Richard, Georgina Littlejohn was put on the case and observed, ‘Gemma, 25, looked freezing as she filmed scenes on the beach for the movie in the very low cut red dress. At one point she filmed scenes where she covered her mouth and looked distressed as she ran along the shingle.’

But there was no need to worry; Gemma Arterton was acting. Georgina Littlejohn loved the way Gemma Arterton’s breasts burst out her top and got particularly excited at pictures of a crew member adjusting her skirt; a procesdure that produced the upskirt shots that Paul Dacre’s organ particularly enjoys.

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