Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Where’s Austin when you need him… Cringe moment for Vanessa Hudgens as bikini top pops open
When Vanessa Hugdens’ bikini top fell off leaving her topless quick flashing paparazzi from Flynet were on hand to capture the scene for Paul Dacre’s red blooded Daily Mail.

The photos of Vanessa Hugdens topless were rushed to the tabloid’s news desk where top hack Lucy Buckland was on hand to pick out the best pics for banana buffing readers to enjoy. Most excitingly, reports Lucy Buckland, the wardrobe malfunction left topless Vanessa Hugdens holding her breasts to hide them from the photographers. But it’s too late and the extended lenses of the paparazzi follow her as she reassembles her bikini in a kind of reverse strip tease.

Pull the other one! Chinese actress bares her bra in Beijing when awards show host ‘accidentally’ stands on her dress
The Daily Mail’s Lauren Paxman was left most suspicious after Chinese actress Sun Feifei was left topless when her tits fell out during an on stage wardrobe malfunction. Now banana buffing Daily Mail readers can make up their own minds as the red-blooded tabloid produces some choice pics from the day.

Sun Feifei’s tits fell (more…)

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.