Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rihanna strips off AGAIN as she goes topless for new magazine photoshoot
Rihanna has stripped off ‘AGAIN’ gasps Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, as the pop star appears ‘in stunning black and white images for the new issue of American magazine W.’

Best of all for banana buffing readers, the red-blooded tabloid has secured a series of pics from the shoot.

‘The topless shots, taken from the side and behind, give Rihanna the opportunity to show off her extended tattoo collection,’ explains the helpful Daily Mail Reporter.

What Daisy did next: Miss Lowe embraces a female model in steamy prison photoshoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is loving Daisy Lowe and Eliza Cummings girl-on-girl action for W Magazine.

The faux lesbian scene includes Daisy Lowe’s, ‘breasts spilling out of a strapless bra [as the] the 20-year-old embraces the equally scantily clad supermodel Eliza Cummings.’

The shoot also includes another Daily Mail favourite, Peaches Geldof, ‘reclin[ing] provocatively on a [prison] cell bed.’

How’s that for value. The tabloid advises readers to check out the full article in the current edition of W.

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