Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley unveiled as new face and body of Monsoon lingerie
Few models are as popular with Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid as Rosie Huntington-Whitely, so when she became the face and — more importantly — body of Monsoon lingerie, the Daily Mail was delighted to hand out some free publicity in return for being able to share some pics with banana buffing readers.

Having closely followed her career at Victoria’s Secret, Paul Dacre’s organ is very excited to see her taking on some work ‘closer to home’.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off the talents which landed her Victoria’s Secret role… and new beau Olivier Martinez
Model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has shown off her tits and arse… or as Paul Dacre’s organ has it ‘talents’… in a series of lingerie shots for Victoria’s Secret.

‘Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a boost in a pink pinstripe Full Coverage Cotton bra,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid before going on to ‘flaunt her cleavage’ in a ‘leopard-print Plunge push-up bra and knickers’ then turning her back to reveal ‘little to the imagination with her skimpy red knickers’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.