Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Olympic gold cyclist Victoria Pendleton loses her lycra in revealing photoshoot
There’s no need to buy men’s magazine FHM, when the best pics are in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Deborah Arthurs has been brought in to condense an interview with Olympic gold cyclist Victoria Pendleton who has lost ‘her lycra in [a] revealing photoshoot’.

‘Victoria shows off her athletic physique in a basque,’ gushes Deborah, ‘but while she manages to be both fit and feminine, her rivals are not so lucky.’ Click to enlarge!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.