Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

From Poker Face to gimp mask… Lady GaGa unveils her most ridiculous outfit yet
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail simply doesn’t know which Lady GaGa to ogle… Lady GaGa bondage style or Lady GaGa naked.

Lady GaGa wore an outfit incorporating what Paul Dacre’s team has identified as a gimp mask for a press conference, but before the tabloid hacks had a chance to come to terms with the bondage outfit, publicists at V Magazine sent over pics of Lady GaGa naked.

Which is best… Bondage-style Lady GaGa or naked Lady GaGa. Someone needs to investigate.

Lady GaGa reveals her craziest outfit yet… as she strips naked for a photoshoot
Daily Mail hack Lizzie Smith’s magazine of the moment appears to be V, whose publicists have been keeping her busy with a selection of pics from a ‘provocative’ Lady GaGa photoshoot in which the singer strips naked.

Yet Lizzie’s favourite photo appears not to be a naked Lady GaGa but one that has her posing as, ‘Just an innocent girl: GaGa shows her figure in virginal lace.’

‘In another photo from the shoot for V magazine Lady Gaga, real name, Stefani Germanotta, wears a breast-baring bra under an off-the-shoulder shirt,’ gushes an excited Lizzie Smith, ‘while in a third she arches her back in a figure-hugging black corset.’

After that display it sounds like Lizzie Smith and the rest of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team need to dash off for a communal cold shower.

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