Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Got dressed in a hurry? Sofia Vergara seems to have forgotten her underwear as she steps out in skintight see-through leggings
A series of paparazzi shots up the skirts of actress Sofia Vergara appear to reveal that she doesn’t wear underwear.

The pictures, rushed to the news desk of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, have been closely scrutinised by ace reporter Nadia Mendoza. As Sofia Vergara gets in her car, her top rises up to reveal her behind through see through, skin tight leggings. The upskirt style pictures of Sofia Vergara have led Nadia Mendoza to conclude that Sofia Vergara may not wear knickers.

‘The brunette beauty looked effortlessly chic in black leggings and a shawl as she was spied unlocking the door to her white SUV,’ explains Nadia Mendoza. ‘However, as she turned around to give photographers a glimpse of her derriere, the 39-year-old flashed a little more than she may have hoped.’

Well that’s one way to be remembered! Amelia flashes her knickers while Sophie’s chest is on show at X Factor wrap party
When paparazzi from Splash stalked the X-Factor end of season party, Paul Dacre’s team could not have been happier when they came back with a much sought after upskirt shot of Amelia Lily AND a good shot of Sophie Habibis’s cleavage.

‘“Comeback Kid” Amelia forgot to match her knickers to her hair when she accidentally revealed a bit too much at the bash,’ reports the cheeky tabloid, but ‘Amelia managed to cover up after accidentally giving her fans one last thing to remember.’

And while Sophie Habibis didn’t last long in the competition, she certainly ‘stood out’ for the red-blooded tabloid in a dress that revealed plenty of cleavage. If not for the Amelia Lily upskirt, Sophie Habibis would have won the day for Paul Dacre’s organ.

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