Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Lindsay Lohan protects her modesty… with the help of a strategically placed jacket
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has long championed the upskirt shot — richly rewarding paparazzi who manage to get their long lenses up celebrity skirts — so imagine the squeals of delight when Lindsay Lohan turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show in Milan in a dress that was far too short.

Paparazzi agency Splash quickly moved in as Lindsay Lonhan’s dress moved up, exposing her leg. The now giggling celebrity was forced to prevent an upskirt incident by strategically placing her jacket in the way of prying lenses.

Nevertheless, the red-blooded tabloid was delighted to titillate readers with pictures of Lindsay Lohan ‘exposing too much flesh’.

She’s no lady in red: Peaches lets her guard down en route to fashion week
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has long obsessed over Peaches Geldof, with her tattoos and wild side she’s their kind of girl. So imagine the excitement when she posed for a back-of-a-cab shot with an overexposed and well tattooed thigh… a near upskirt shot.

The red-blooded tabloid seems a little confused on where it got the photo, writing that Peaches Geldof shared it on Twitter, but also crediting the pic to paparazzi agency Splash. However, when Peaches got out of the car, the dress fell to just above the knee, leaving the Daily Mail suddenly disappointed.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.