Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

How does Ulrika’s new ‘teenage’ body make real women feel – envy or just despair?
The Daily Mail’s Maureen Rice can’t stop staring at Ulrika Jonsson’s new ‘teenage body’ and doesn’t know whether to feel envy or despair.

Such a dilemma is a great excuse to republish several images of Ulrika, of a type most likely to please editor Paul Dacre and red blooded readers. We’re talking bikinis, low cut tops and tops that reveal how ‘top heavy’ she was.

Ulrika Jonsson is bursting with pride in her new £11,000 bikini body
Ulrika Jonsson’s surgically enhanced body is a constant fascination to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team who can’t get enough of the Swedish blonde.

With help of images captured by Cruise Pictures long lenses, Liz Thomas takes us on the journey of Ulrika’s breasts from 32AA to FF via D and back to 32C.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.