Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kim Kardashian fuels split rumours by posting sexy pictures on Twitter
US reality TV star Kim Kardashian may be virtually unknown in the UK, but one of her most loyal Twitter followers is Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. Tabloid hack Sarah Bull could not hide her delight when Kim Kardashian tweeted ‘sexy pictures’ of herself working on her tan.

For ever hopeful Sarah Bull the pictures of Kim ‘blowing a kiss at the camera, posing in a low cut bikini top and reclining in a white bikini’ all suggest she’s now a single woman.

‘She has also been seen making regular trips to the local gym, as well as running on the beach, to maintain her enviable figure,’ sighs Sarah.

‘I’ve finally reached my goal!’ boasts Kim Kardashian as she reveals her new bikini body on Twitter
US reality TV show star Kim Kardashian has revealed her bikini body on Twitter and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been quick to share the pic with red blooded readers.

According to the tabloid, Kim Kardashian’s ‘curves have all but disappeared, with her once shapely hips and thighs replaced by a trim and toned look.’

Kim Kardashian posted the pic of her new look as she promotes a diet product that is not approved by relevant authorities in the USA, but that hasn’t stopped the Daily Mail giving it some free publicity in return for pics of Kim Kardashian.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.