Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Isn’t it a bit early for that? Demo of sexual positions on This Morning branded ‘inappropriate’ by shocked viewers
Daily Mail readers were left choking on their mid-morning coffee when This Morning invited sex expert Tracy Cox on the show to direct a couple of models through a series of sex positions.

Hack Donna McConnell, better known for annotating topless photos of celebrities for Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid, revealed that some viewers were unhappy: ‘jonny-boy20 said, ‘it’s a little disturbing hearing Phil talking about vibrators and orgasms at half ten in the morning!’

Nevertheless, McConnell appears to have enjoyed the piece, paying particular attention to tips on achieving orgasm and enjoying watching host Phillip Schofield squirm.

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