Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

In the jeans! Topless Gisele models denim range for Versace
When the marketing team at Versace asked Gisele Bundchen to pose topless in advertising for their new jeans, they knew they wouldn’t have to pay Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail to run the ads.

The red-blooded tabloid was delighted to reproduce the images of Gisele Bundchen topless for the delight of its many banana buffing readers. Hack Sadie Whitelocks took a very close look and found the images Gisele Bundchen topless in Versace jeans most seductive and provocative. As a bonus for the ladies, also featured is male model Ryan Barrett. Gisele Bundchen and Ryan Barrett embrace tightly in one shot and it all becomes a bit too much for Sadie Whitelocks.

Action man Chris Evans shows he’s still got his Captain America abs as he strips off for photoshoot
Hollywood heartthrob Chris Evans has taken part in a photoshoot for Details magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has bagged a copy so red-blooded readers don’t have to.

Hack Emily Sheridan is particularly into the topless pics of Chris Evans in a series of Action Man style poses.

‘It appears actor Chris Evans is maintaining his superhero figure, given his sculpted physique,’ drools Emily Sheridan as she admires Chris Evans naked abs. ‘During the interview, Evans was incredibly tactile and flirtatious with the stylist, make-up artist and interviewer, who seemed to be enjoying the attention.’

Sounds like Emily Sheridan would like Chris Evans to get active with her!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.