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BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker shocks bosses after posing in gay magazine in skimpy shorts
When BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker appeared on the front cover of Attitude Active, a gay magazine, ‘in a pair of skimpy shorts’, eyebrows were raised at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Reporter Paul Revoir was prompted to conduct a penetrating investigation on behalf of the red-blooded tabloid and points out that the magazine features both gay and straight men. Revoir also discovered that Tomasz Schafernaker’s colleagues were ‘unaware of his impressive physique, which is usually kept well-hidden under his suit.’

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