Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Big Brother’s new housemates stir things up… as beefcake Tom thrills the ladies
Big Brother just got interesting for the Daily Mail with the arrival of topless beefcake Tom Oliver. Paul Dacre’s red blooded tabloid can’t decide who is fancies Tom the most or who is most likely to cop off with him.

Marcus is the only fellow housemate not taken by Tom Oliver’s naked chest, complaining that he has a ‘fake walk’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.