Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows Olivier Martinez what he’s missing in yet another scantily clad shoot
Regular banana buffers will know that Paul Dacre’s organ gets particularly excited whenever Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appears in a fashion shoot, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when the model appeared properly topless.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s exposed nipples appear in the last of five photos shared with banana buffing readers by the Thomas Wylde public relations team.

‘…the 22-year-old is pictured topless, posing in nothing more than a pair of knickers and some jewellery,’ exclaims the Daily Mail.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.