Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Tess Daly sends temperatures soaring as she fronts sexy underwear campaign
Tess Daly is fronting lingerie shop La Senza’s Christmas advertising campaign and the PR people have wisely shared some pics with Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail in return for some free publicity.

The big question for Daily Mail readers will be: ‘how does Tess Daly look so good?’

The Daily Mail dispatched an investigative reporter to the nearest newsagent for a copy of Heat magazine. Here they read that Tess Daly is not a big gym goer, but is always on her feet and has a fast metabolism.

Strictly host Tess Daly slips into sexy smalls just six months after giving birth
Just months after giving birth, Tess Daly is modelling lingerie for La Senza and delivering the lingerie chain a few column inches in Paul Dacre’s red blooded Daily Mail.

‘Pictures of the 38-year-old mother-of-two will feature on billboards and in all 180 La Senza store windows nationwide in the run-up to Christmas,’ reports the tabloid. But banana buffing readers need not resort to enjoying images of Tess Daly in public as the Daily Mail has published a couple in a form suitable for home use.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.