Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team has been carefully studying pics of bikini clad Cameron Diaz, supplied by paparazzi agency Splash, and concluded that the 39 year-old may have had a boob job.

Further evidence of the Cameron Diaz boob job comes, according from the red-blooded tabloid, from her having a new haircut apparently designed to avert attention from her breasts. Going through the archives, the Daily Mail believes it has uncovered a propensity for surgery — the star had her nose fixed in 2006 after breaking it four times — and in 2009 she told Marie Claire that she would prefer to be more voluptuous.

Corr blimey! Andrea shows off her blossoming baby bump as she hits the beach in a tiny black bikini
When pregnant Andrea Corr flaunted her bikini body while on holiday in the Caribbean, paparazzi from Splash were on hand to extend their lens on behalf of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

And when hacks Sarah Bull and Emily Sheridan saw the pics, they knew they must share them with the red-blooded tabloid’s army of banana buffing readers. The pair read in the Daily Telegraph that Andrea Corr is happily married, which is nice.

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