Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Big is Beautiful: Plus size model Tara Lynn stars in new H&M campaign
When the PR people at H&M sent some pics of over sized model Tara Lynn in their bikinis to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, tabloid hack Maysa Rawi was refreshed by the ‘proudly displayed curves’ hailing the ad campaign a victory for BBWs (Big Beautiful Women) everywhere.

As the obesity crisis takes hold, the fashion industry is, ‘recognising the growing demand for more fashion conscious designs when it comes to their larger sizes [and] the High Street chain is hoping to tap into the younger market,’ reports Maysa Rawi.

Tara Lynn bikini shots help women who can’t keep their weight down to feel better about themselves and no doubt please a sizeable segment of the banana buffing market, whose fetish is BBW.

Curves ahead! The plus-size models that prove fashion is finally ready to embrace larger women
Many Daily Mail readers prefer a woman with a bit of substance to her, reckon’s Paul Dacre’s team, who are delighted to have secured a series of photos taken for V Magazine of fat models with very little on: including Tara Lynn naked.

The naked Tara Lynn was joined by slightly more modest larger models Candice Huffine, Marquita Pring, Michelle Olson and Kasia P.

‘Candice Huffine proves Gucci’s embellished cut-out swimsuit is not just for the super-slim,’ claims reporter Tamara Abraham, who’s not put off by a few rolls of fat.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.