Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Claudia Schiffer goes unretouched on magazine cover… as she insists she’ll keep stripping off for fashion
Claudia Schiffer ‘rare au natural photoshoot’ certainly does it for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team, which is aghast that a woman of nearly forty can pull off such a stunt.

‘In the earthy, unretouched shots, the 39-year-old looks fresh-faced as she lets her true beauty shine through,’ gasps the tabloid which is soon reminiscing over her early days. The photoshoot is a for Tank magazine.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.