Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

A MAN modelling women’s lingerie? Andrej Pejic proves a push-up bra can create serious cleavage… even for the truly flat-chested
When Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail heard that a Dutch department store had found a male model to front a lingerie campaign, the team probably concluded that it had another reason to pull out of Europe.

Hema called in Andrej Pejic to model its push-up bras to show that even the flattest chest can be given a cleavage. And hack Tamara Abraham reckons he looks the business and makes a wise, if surprising, choice. ‘Not only does Mr Pejic make headlines with every campaign he does, his notable lack of cleavage proves that Hema’s new bra can give even the flattest chests some shape,’ she concluded… and he’ll probably fool a few banana buffing Daily Mail readers.

Very ATTRACTIVE lingerie: French label launches underwear secured by magnets
The Daily Mail’s Tamara Abraham is in love with a set of magnitic undies sent to her by the public relations team of a French lingerie firm, Lingerie Dement (or as Tamara Abraham prefers, ‘Insane Lingerie’).

The red-blooded hack loves the undies that come off real quick and ensure her lovers don’t have to mess around with (more…)

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.