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I haven’t lost weight: Miranda Kerr hits back over claims she slimmed down for high fashion
Supermodel Miranda Kerr has hit back at Daily Mail reports that she ‘looks shockingly thin’ by posing for a series of swimwear shots that the red blooded tabloid is more than happy to publish.

The pictures, shot for the Australian edition of Grazia, reveal Miranda Kerr can still fill out a swimsuit. Tamara Abraham supplies the words.

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