Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kristina Rihanoff as you’ve never seen her before as Strictly dancer reveals her dark side
When self-tan company St Tropez hired dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star Kristina Rihanoff for some sexy pics, the PR team knew they had the potential for some free publicity in Paul Dacre’s red blooded Daily Mail.

And sure enough, the tabloid’s Chris Johnson was put on the case, eulogising over three large sexy shots for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.