Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team has been carefully studying pics of bikini clad Cameron Diaz, supplied by paparazzi agency Splash, and concluded that the 39 year-old may have had a boob job.

Further evidence of the Cameron Diaz boob job comes, according from the red-blooded tabloid, from her having a new haircut apparently designed to avert attention from her breasts. Going through the archives, the Daily Mail believes it has uncovered a propensity for surgery — the star had her nose fixed in 2006 after breaking it four times — and in 2009 she told Marie Claire that she would prefer to be more voluptuous.

So that’s what Katie Price saw in him! Leandro Penna flaunts his physique as he signs up with London model agency
When Landro Penna, the Argentina model romantically linked to Katie Price, wanted to give his career a boost he turned to paparazzi agency Splash who rushed some nude shots over to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Red-blooded hack Alanah Eriksen almost slipped off her seat when the nude Landro Penna’s pictures arrived and is now convinced a lucrative career beckons. Daily Mail readers are treated to a couple of good size pictures of Landro Penna naked, including one is which ‘he is completely naked, sprawled on the ground with one leg pulled up to protect his modesty’.

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