Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Big Brother: Sophie’s bikini shows the strain after she plumps up in the house
Despite the poor ratings, Paul Dacre is ensuring that his team keep an eye on the Big Brother house. And the breasts of would-be glamour model Sophie Reade have particularly excited his Daily Mail team.

So imagine the delight when it turns out that a few weeks lazying about on Big Brother has seen Ms Reade put on some pounds… just were Paul Dacre likes to see some weight. That’s right, Sophie Reade’s breasts have grown before the eyes of the Daily Mail.

Big Brother reaches a new low as Noirin licks glamour girl Sophie’s chest
This year’s Big Brother may not be doing well in the ratings, but Paul Dacre still has poor old Lizzie Smith sitting trough it.

Lizzie’s patience was finally rewarded when Noireen Kelly licked Sophie Reade’s breast. Click to enlarge!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.