Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Sophie Reade strips to her underwear in the street but has not lost her Big Brother blubber
This year’s Big Brother may not have made much of an impression, but winner Sophie Reade still delivers daily Mail headlines for the Ann Summers’ PR team.

The Daily Mail is loving Sophie Reade’s ‘dangerous curves’ which emerged in the Big Brother house as she put on weight. The red blooded tabloid still thinks she’s a bit fat, but jumps at the excuse to run pictures of her in her underwear all the same.

I piled on more than a STONE in the Big Brother house! Sophie Reade reveals weight gain as she hits town with housemates
The discovery that nobody had been watching Big Brother was not the only shock to confront winner Sophie Reade when she finally left the house. The would-be glamour model had gone fat, so she sold her story to New! magazine.

The glossy’s public relations team quickly got some photos of fat Sophie in a bikini over the Paul Dacre’s team who were delighted to republish them in return for giving New! a much needed publicity boost. Lizzie Smith, who had been watching Big Brother so Daily Mail readers didn’t have, provides some shocked commentary. Although the Daily Mail had already given Sophie’s enlarged breasts a good looking over.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.