Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Got dressed in a hurry? Sofia Vergara seems to have forgotten her underwear as she steps out in skintight see-through leggings
A series of paparazzi shots up the skirts of actress Sofia Vergara appear to reveal that she doesn’t wear underwear.

The pictures, rushed to the news desk of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, have been closely scrutinised by ace reporter Nadia Mendoza. As Sofia Vergara gets in her car, her top rises up to reveal her behind through see through, skin tight leggings. The upskirt style pictures of Sofia Vergara have led Nadia Mendoza to conclude that Sofia Vergara may not wear knickers.

‘The brunette beauty looked effortlessly chic in black leggings and a shawl as she was spied unlocking the door to her white SUV,’ explains Nadia Mendoza. ‘However, as she turned around to give photographers a glimpse of her derriere, the 39-year-old flashed a little more than she may have hoped.’

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara looks white hot in a frilly bikini
When Sofia Vergara celebrated an Emmy nomination and birthday on a beach in Ischia her now found fame ensured paparazzi from Splash were not far behind and the Daily Mail’s Kelly Hartog, was delighted to annotate the resulting pics of the 38-year-old Columbian looking ‘white hot in a frilly bikini’.

Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid treats banana buffing readers to a range of shots of Sofia Vergara, including some cheeky playing with bikini photos that Daily Mail readers are sure to love.

Meanwhile, Kelly Hartog does a good job of telling readers who they’re looking at… not that the banana buffers will be that interested.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.