Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Lily Allen snubs the Caribbean as she soaks up the sun in New Zealand
With most celebs — and so most paparazzi — in the Caribbean, Lily Allen chose to escape to a quieter New Zealand. But all did not go to plan when the long lens of Simon Runting extended itself on a mission for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Back in the tabloid’s cold London offices hack Lizzie Smith was waiting to pore over the latest shots of Lily Allen in a bikini, choosing the best shots with which to excite banana buffing readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.