Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Silvio Berlusconi and the businessman who provided him with 30 party girls
When the Daily Mail found out reporter Nick was called Pisa, it had no choice buy to make him Italy correspondent. Woking out of Rome, Nick Pisa is able give Daily Mail readers the lowdown on Silvio Berlusconi’s girls.

Pisa has been following businessman Gianpaolo Tarantini’s claims that he supplied around thirty women for Berlusconi’s parties and that the Italian stallion slept with at least two prostitutes.

Naturally, Paul Dacre’s team back in London want pictures and Nick’s piece is tastefully illustrated by a naked Michaela Pribisova acting out some kind of domination scene.

The truth about Berlusconi and his phone calls to my ‘little anchovy’: Former boyfriend of lingerie model speaks out
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has obtained the truth behind Silvio Berlusconi’s relationship with teenage lingerie model Noemi Letizia from her boyfriend.

But better news for the tabloid’s army of banana buffers: check the ‘little anchovy’ out for yourselves.

If the pics alone don’t work for you, read how the 72 year-old Berlusconi asked Letizia to think of him as her grandpa.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.