Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Catherine Zeta-Jones romps with younger man in new film The Rebound
Catherine Zeta-Jones has got her kit off for a sex scene in her new film, The Rebound, and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured a series of screen shots from the filmmaker’s publicity department.

Click to enlarge shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones romping with her toyboy lover and see the pair interrupted on the job by a small boy: her son in the film. That’s just one of a series of disastrous dates that befall Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Rebound.

The film sounds rather tedious, so thank heavens for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which offers readers the only scene they’re interested in without the hassle of a cinema visit.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.