Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Ex-EastEnder Kellie Shirley cops a feel of Sarah Harding as they start filming Run For Your Wife
Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding’s right breast has been groped by ex-Eastender Kellie Shirley in a move that has sent Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail wild… and the tit groping is set to repeated over and over again.

Sarah Harding’s tit is groped on stage as she plays the role of Stephanie Smith in play Run for Your Wife. And Sarah Harding flashes her well toned abs in the same production. However, Daily Mail readers who find the prospect of a visit to the theatre a little daunting need not head off to West End. The red blooded tabloid has secured a photo of the tit groping incident for banana buffing readers to enjoy and there is also an opportunity to ponder Sarah Harding’s abs.

We’re no longer the Girls next door: Cheryl and co squeeze into skimpy rubber outfits
Girls Aloud — Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts — have stripped ‘down for the group’s raciest shoot yet,’ exclaims the Daily Mail which has secured large pics of each band member for readers’ delight. And all may be clicked to enlarge!

The tabloid’s Simon Cable reckons it’s all ‘a far cry from the girl-next-door image that they cultivated when they formed in 2002′. Phwooah!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.