Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Portrait of Peaches: The Geldof girl who poses naked with men but insists ‘I’m not debauched’
Peaches Geldof has once again sent Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail into a frenzy after posing naked in ‘a series of raunchy poses’ and ‘squalid images’ some of which ‘apparently showing her in an orgy’.

Top reporter Sara Nathan was put on the case and has studied the pictures, many of which she downloaded from the internet, and selected the best to be shared with banana buffing Daily Mail readers.

What to wear? Nothing: Naked Trinny admits ‘If I can move more than half my forehead I need Botox’
Trinny Woodall has appeared naked in Tatler, but Daily Mail readers need not fork out for the monthly as the red-blooded tabloid has gotten hold off the best pics from the magazine’s public relations team.

But it turns out Trinny Woodall is not as attractive as her nude pose makes her appear. She uses lots of beauty treatments, including botox. But that’s unlikely to put off banana buffing readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.