Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda eke out their 15 minutes as lingerie models
Ex-Big Brother contestants, twins Sam and Amanda Marchant, have delighted Daily Mail readers by signing up as lingerie models for Knickerbox, whose PR people have supplied a series of nice photos of the girls in action.

Counted as one contestant on Big Brother 8, the girls came joint runner-up and went on to release a version of Aqua’s Barbie Doll and to promote beauty products.

Phwarrh!

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