Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Making fashion history: Kate Middleton’s £30 see-through dress could sell for £100,000
She may be destined to be queen, but that doesn’t stop Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid reminding banana buffing readers of how a see through dress left Kate Middleton as good as naked. The Daily Mail believes that that this image of Kate Middleton naked (save for her undies) is what captured the heart of Prince William and assured her a place in the Royal Family.

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Oops! Princess Beatrice’s modesty gets blown away by the wind at polo match
Paparazzi agency Splash scored big at the polo, with a royal upskirt shot of Princess Beatrice’s knickers that was sure to delight Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

A sudden gust of wind caught the princess, who was standing on a balcony, off guard and while she quickly covered up, nobody clicks a shutter faster than a Splash pap with his long lens poking up a bit of skirt.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.