Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Oops! Princess Beatrice’s modesty gets blown away by the wind at polo match
Paparazzi agency Splash scored big at the polo, with a royal upskirt shot of Princess Beatrice’s knickers that was sure to delight Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

A sudden gust of wind caught the princess, who was standing on a balcony, off guard and while she quickly covered up, nobody clicks a shutter faster than a Splash pap with his long lens poking up a bit of skirt.

Zara Phillips gambles with short purple frock at charity poker event… and comes up trumps
‘As a full-time sportswoman, following fashion is the last thing on Zara Phillips’s agenda,’ bitches Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, proving the point with a series of shots of Zara in possibly the worst dress ever made.

The frock may be tent-like, but it has broken a recent shortage of upskirt shots. The long lenses of paparazzi agency Big Pictures managed to sneak a peek at the Royal thigh as Zara relaxed while watching a poker tournament.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.