Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Is Prince Harry back with lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce?
JJ Anisiobi, one of the Daily Mail’s top investigative reporters, was reading a more upmarket Sunday tabloid, The People, at the weekend and came across a rumour that Prince Harry is having it off with lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

Turning to his own tabloid’s stash of saucy pics to share with banana buffing readers, JJ Anisiobi is able to delight banana buffing Daily Mail readers with pics of Florence Brudenell-Bruce modelling undies for Knickerbox. Apparently, Florence Brudenell-Bruce told The People she won’t always be a lingerie model saying; ‘one day everything will drop and I won’t be able to earn my living in a bikini.’

The question on Daily Mail readers’ lips will be ‘will Florence Brudenell-Bruce be hitched to Prince Harry by then?’

Inside Britain’s seediest VIP club: A sickening and degrading experience enjoyed by royals and celebrities
When Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail heard that the Box, Soho was London’s seediest nightclub, the red blooded tabloid was determined to find out more and so brave hack Rose Harvey went deep undercover to check it out.

‘The outfits being showcased are achingly fashionable,’ sighed Rose Harvey. ‘The super-thin girls wear (more…)

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