Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Helen Flanagan is a golden girl as she poses naked for Coronation Street’s 50th
As Coranation Street reaches its fiftieth anniversary, Helen Flanagan (more usually reported by the Daily Mail under her the name of her character, Rosie Webster) has posed naked.

Corrie’s Rosie Webster is a long time favourite of Paul Dacre’s organ having posed in her lingerie in the past. Now Helen Flanagan has posed naked the red blooded tabloid is delighted, reckoning Rosie Webster naked is the perfect way to mark 50 years of the Street.

Coronation Street: Temptress Rosie Webster strips off in bid to become ‘new Jordan’
Coronation Street’s Rosie Webster has stripped off in what Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is describing as an attempt to emulate Jordan. And best of all for banana buffing readers of the red blooded tabloid ITV’s public relations people have supplied some photos for the newspaper’s Ben Todd to annotate.

‘Rosie Webster, played by actress Helen Flanagan, stuns her family when she decides she wants to be the “new Jordan,”’reports Ben Todd. And poor old Ben is stunned too as the episode is to be shown before the 9pm watershed when children may be viewing and Daily Mail readers will have to do their very best not to react to the charms of the ‘Temptress’.

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