Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off the talents which landed her Victoria’s Secret role… and new beau Olivier Martinez
Model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has shown off her tits and arse… or as Paul Dacre’s organ has it ‘talents’… in a series of lingerie shots for Victoria’s Secret.

‘Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a boost in a pink pinstripe Full Coverage Cotton bra,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid before going on to ‘flaunt her cleavage’ in a ‘leopard-print Plunge push-up bra and knickers’ then turning her back to reveal ‘little to the imagination with her skimpy red knickers’.

Everything’s coming up Rosie for shapely Miss Huntington-Whiteley… Monsoon’s lingerie model for spring
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley certainly arouses something in Paul Dacre’s organ, which has followed the model’s career from Agent Provocateur to Victoria’s Secret and now to the UK High Street, with Monsoon.

As usual the ’22-year-old Devonshire beauty flaunts her stunning figure,’ in lingerie, although banana buffers may be disappointed to learn that Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s most recent work is not as raunchy as fans may be used to.

‘Rosie looks more girlie and innocent as she poses in pastels and florals from the ultra-feminine new range. In the earthy shots, Rosie pulls a series of wistful and alluring poses against the backdrop of a romantic bedroom,’ explains the red-blooded tabloid.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.