Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Everything’s coming up Rosie for shapely Miss Huntington-Whiteley… Monsoon’s lingerie model for spring
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley certainly arouses something in Paul Dacre’s organ, which has followed the model’s career from Agent Provocateur to Victoria’s Secret and now to the UK High Street, with Monsoon.

As usual the ‘22-year-old Devonshire beauty flaunts her stunning figure,’ in lingerie, although banana buffers may be disappointed to learn that Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s most recent work is not as raunchy as fans may be used to.

‘Rosie looks more girlie and innocent as she poses in pastels and florals from the ultra-feminine new range. In the earthy shots, Rosie pulls a series of wistful and alluring poses against the backdrop of a romantic bedroom,’ explains the red-blooded tabloid.

British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is set to thrill fans in the Victoria’s Secret catwalk show
British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has thrilled the Daily Mail’s Marcus Barnes with her appearance on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk. And luckily for Marcus the lingerie firm’s PR people were than happy to let him have some saucy pics to share with readers.

Marcus Barnes has been following the career of the ‘Victoria’s Secret angel’ for sometime, charting her recovery from a drugs scandal to winning Model Of The Year in the 2009 Elle Style Awards.

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