Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley unveiled as new face and body of Monsoon lingerie
Few models are as popular with Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid as Rosie Huntington-Whitely, so when she became the face and — more importantly — body of Monsoon lingerie, the Daily Mail was delighted to hand out some free publicity in return for being able to share some pics with banana buffing readers.

Having closely followed her career at Victoria’s Secret, Paul Dacre’s organ is very excited to see her taking on some work ‘closer to home’.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows Olivier Martinez what he’s missing in yet another scantily clad shoot
Regular banana buffers will know that Paul Dacre’s organ gets particularly excited whenever Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appears in a fashion shoot, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when the model appeared properly topless.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s exposed nipples appear in the last of five photos shared with banana buffing readers by the Thomas Wylde public relations team.

‘…the 22-year-old is pictured topless, posing in nothing more than a pair of knickers and some jewellery,’ exclaims the Daily Mail.

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