Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Charlie and Rodrigo become Big Brother’s first gay couple as they share passionate embrace
Gay kisses, gay cuddles, gays in the bath! And only the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith to watch.

Big Brother’s first gay couple are doing their bit for the ratings. They’ve even been shaving each other’s legs. Still nobody seems to be watching Big Brother. Maybe it’s time editor Paul Dacre found Lizzie another assignment.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.