Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kelly Brook’s ‘boobs and bikini’ flick lands her in hot water with boyfriend Danny Cipriani
When Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail first heard that Kelly Brook staring in a film alongside established porn star Riley Steele, the team was keen to get photographic evidence and was delighted when paparazzi agency Big Pictures came through with the goods, including a shot of Riley Steele getting ‘up close and personal’ with Kelly Brooks breasts.

Now the film’s release is a closer, Katie Nichol has recycled those photos to save Daily Mail readers the trouble of visiting ‘unsavoury’ websites.

Isn’t that a bit tacky, Kelly? Miss Brook cavorts with a female porn star in her new film
Kelly Brook, has been ‘cavorting with Riley Steele, a familiar name to fans of adult movies,’ reports the Daily Mail which has secured the rights to photos of the pair obtained by paparazzi agency Big Pictures.

The ‘bosom buddies’ get ‘up close and personal’ in the pics which have clearly excited Paul Dacre’s red blooded tabloid.

Kelly and Riley were filming Piranha 3-D, in which ‘a tremor releases thousands of prehistoric razor-toothed fish into sleepy Lake Victoria. Naturally, this event coincides with the 4th of July and the accompanying descent of teenagers to the beauty spot where they indulge in a riotous weekend of sun and alcohol-induced fun.’

Sounds like Paul Dacre’s hoping to find the DVD in his Christmas stocking.

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