Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rihanna strips off AGAIN as she goes topless for new magazine photoshoot
Rihanna has stripped off ‘AGAIN’ gasps Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, as the pop star appears ‘in stunning black and white images for the new issue of American magazine W.’

Best of all for banana buffing readers, the red-blooded tabloid has secured a series of pics from the shoot.

‘The topless shots, taken from the side and behind, give Rihanna the opportunity to show off her extended tattoo collection,’ explains the helpful Daily Mail Reporter.

Rated X: Rihanna’s naughty makeover continues with topless GQ covershoot
Rihanna has gone topless in a GQ photoshoot that Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has rated ‘X’. But the restricted rating has not stopped the red blooded tabloid from re-publishing the best photos for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

Donna McConnell gets to annotate the images, which include Rihanna in a quite bizarre outfit posing with a big gun.

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