Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

I’m not looking – honestly! Richard Gere averts his eyes as he is surrounded by topless beauties on the beach
Hollywood legend Richard Gere snuck a peak at a topless sunbather from behind his dark glasses, reports the Daily Mail. Pictures from Splash reveal ‘the red-faced star looked distinctly uncomfortable as he tried to avert his eyes,’ before eventually succumbing to temptation, as topless women surrounded him.

Disappointingly for banana buffers, civilian nipples are pixelated (but only just and you can still click to enlarge).

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.