Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

What’s under your wrap Renee? Miss Zellweger barely keeps her modesty with black shawl
Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre’s favourite Daily Mail writer, Lizzie Smith, delights by speculating that Renee Zellweger may well be naked under her black shawl.

That’s right a naked Renee Zellweger under a shawl. Lizzie reckons this ‘wasn’t a new trend’ as Renee Zellweger is often naked under her clothes. Sadly for Lizzie, paparazzi agency Splash failed to get a peak under the shawl.

Sheer disaster for Renée Zellweger as she suffers a Bridget Jones moment on the Golden Globes red carpet
‘What’s that under there?’ asks the Daily Mail as, ‘Renée Zellweger teams a transparent dress with a white basque’.

The fishtail gown and new haircut marked a departure for Renée, who looked uncomfortable as she showed off her undies.

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