Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

No-frills flying: Ryanair cabin crew strip off for charity calendar
Ryanair cabin crew have stripped off for a risqué calendar and sent cheeky chappy Ray Massey of the Daily Mail an advance copy along with some sexy photos to enliven the pages of the red blooded tabloid.

It’s all for charity, of course, and Ryanair has even had a poke at, ‘“anti-fun” Labour MEP Mary Honeyball who last year accused Ryanair of “forcing” cabin crew to take part in the calendar.’

No doubt Daily Mail readers will be booking themselves on Ryanair flights in droves, all hoping for some mile high action.

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