Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rachel Uchitel puts the Tiger Woods scandal behind her with a walk on the beach
Rachel Uchitel, an alleged squeeze of Tiger Wood, certainly had no trouble extending the long lenses of paparazzi agency Splash as she walked her dog on a Florida beach, with the resulting pics snapped up by Paul Dacre’s team.

The red-blooded tabloid has been reading up on Rachel Uchitel in the New York Post where it leant that ‘this girl has a real history of sleeping with rich, powerful and famous people. Rachel is going to end up going on Oprah, telling her story — and doing Playboy.’

Here at Buff the Banana, we’re sure Paul Dacre can hardly wait.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.