Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Alessandra Ambrosio parades the body of a teenager as she shoots new Victoria’s Secret bikini advert
Long known for its pro-obesity stance, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail launches a withering attack on Alessandra Ambrosio as she models for Victoria’s Secret.

Commenting on a series of shots captured by paparazzi agency Splash , and shared with banana buffing readers, Dacre’s organ claims ‘the 29-year-old model looked skinnier than ever – with the body of a young teenager.’

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